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russcraneisbatman08
Purveyor of The Good Stuff
Liechtenstein
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 Posted - 07/07/2009 : 01:07:43
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Who do you think it should be? It doesn't even have to make sense to the storylines (not that THAT actually matters) but your dream host.
Me? I'd want Marc Summers to host. That's right: Mr. Double Fuckin' Dare himself. I'm pretty sure he's had wrestlers on DD before, so prior experience there. Plus, each match could be a wacky zany PHYSICAL CHALLENGE! Big Show could flip giant pancakes with his frying-pan like hands, the Divas would have no problem working with any slimey gooey substance dumped on them and HHH and Cena would breeze through the Slopstacle Course no problem on account of refusing to lose to anything, not even the goddamned giant PB&J sandwich where its IMPOSSIBLE to find the fucking flag in all the fuckin' goop!
If not Summers, then my second choice would be The Gobbledy Gooker because that would be too fucking retarded NOT to watch.
So who would you want to host? Inquiring minds want to know.
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Martin Ferguson
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
USA
232 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2009 : 12:13:58
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Flash Funk. That is all, ever.
Well, okay, that Marc Summers idea sounds pretty fucking awesome itself. |
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ST2BME
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
USA
138 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2009 : 12:18:17
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| Sean Carless. Clearly. |
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AndarielHalo
Total Nonstop AndarielHalo
South Sandwich Islands
1096 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2009 : 12:21:14
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Samoa Joe. Batman. Feud between Samoa Joe and Batman, as in my troll-"predictions" on WrestleZone and Amazon.com.
Vince McMahon.
Shane McMahon.
Jerry Springer.
John McCain.
Billy Dee Williams.
Scott Hall.
Oprah Winfrey.
Uwe Boll.
Anyone with hair that is above their shoulders. |
My thoughts exactly. |
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spartys cousin
Your Awesome is in the building!!!
175 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2009 : 15:50:41
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| Stephanie McMahon - her voice is soothing and the tension between her and Triple Dip would make it way fun. |
quote:
Originally posted by Sparty
my cousin hijacked my account while I was in florida. so everything that has been posted by me in about the past week, has been my 13 year old cousin.
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shemmy86
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
USA
145 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2009 : 16:52:17
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| One man out of the slew of unemployed former WWE talent, that man is SNITSKY. I would also like to see Hiedenriech host, just so Cole could get raped again. Lastly, Nathan Jones ALL RINGSIDE FANS GET FREE MLKSHAKES MADE BY THE COLLUSUS OF BOGGO ROAD. |
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AnthonyDean
TWF Staff
USA
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SEAN CARLESS
KING OF INTERNETS
Canada
269 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2009 : 02:51:25
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Originally posted by ST2BME
Sean Carless. Clearly.
I look forward to my first and last RAW appearance before being black-balled from the industry forever. |
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Originally posted by AndarielHalo:
By the transitive fallacy totally legit and real truth, that would mean that if Sean Carless defeated Vince McMahon, and Vince McMahon defeated the United States Federal Government... then Sean Carless defeated the United States Federal Government.
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Martin Ferguson
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
USA
232 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2009 : 22:28:27
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And, the word is out now. Give a hint - RAW. IS. ROBOTIC POULTRY.
Yeah, Scott Evil. Yup. Guess if you've ever wanted to have Santino meet Chris Griffin, um... Good for you? |
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titan70
NOOB
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Posted - 07/10/2009 : 23:58:44
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| Seeing as Trips played a vampire on TV Maybe Seth can react a scene from the Buffy the Vampire series and stake Triple H through the heart. |
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AndarielHalo
Total Nonstop AndarielHalo
South Sandwich Islands
1096 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2009 : 12:02:17
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you should have said "CYBERNETIC POULTRY"
Scott Evil? Was he some kind of WCW gimmick involving Scott Hall's shrimpy dinky little evil clone?
Chris Grisle? |
My thoughts exactly. |
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Martin Ferguson
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
USA
232 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2009 : 16:26:14
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Originally posted by titan70
Seeing as Trips played a vampire on TV Maybe Seth can react a scene from the Buffy the Vampire series and stake Triple H through the heart.
Even if Trips exploded into a cloud of dust he probably still wouldn't put anyone over on his way out of the mortal coil. |
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AndarielHalo
Total Nonstop AndarielHalo
South Sandwich Islands
1096 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2009 : 12:59:49
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Circle jerks all around:
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WWE has issued the following press release:
SETH GREEN TO HOST MONDAY NIGHT RAW®
July 11, 2009 STAMFORD, CT, July 11, 2009 – Actor/writer/co-executive producer and co-creator of the Emmy-winning Robot Chicken on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, Seth Green will be the first celebrity guest host of Monday Night Raw. Green will take control this Monday, July 13, at 9pm/ET on USA Network.
On June 22, Donald Trump, the “former owner” of Monday Night Raw, revealed that the show would henceforth have a series of “special guest hosts.” As the Raw guest host, Seth Green will have full control over Monday Night Raw. He will be able to arrange matches, dictate stipulations and manage the entire Raw roster of Superstars and Divas. His decisions could impact fans and the upcoming Night of Champions™ pay-per-view event.
Seth Green and Matt Senreich, co-executive producer and co-creator of Robot Chicken, will release the Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II DVD on Tuesday, July 21 with any paper inside the DVD serving as an early entry voucher for the Robot Chicken Skate Party Bus Tour launching August 1 with details on www.adultswimpresents.com. WWE Superstar Triple H will be part of a sketch in Robot Chicken’s season 4.5 premiere on Sunday, July 26 at 11:30pm/ET on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim with a sneak preview exclusively on Monday Night Raw.
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My thoughts exactly. |
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shemmy86
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
USA
145 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2009 : 16:19:54
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| If there is a circle jerk tonight on raw, who's shoes would be most likely to get ruined and what are the odds on HHH cumming first? |
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russcraneisbatman08
Purveyor of The Good Stuff
Liechtenstein
21 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2009 : 19:13:04
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| Definitely Michael Cole's shoes because you know everyone's gonna try and aim at him, the bitch that he is. Also, the odds are unfathomably high that HHH will cum first because even in a jerk-off competition, HHH will want to beat (pun intended) the other guys. Unless, of course, he's one of those guys that likes to hold out for a long time. Then, you know, the opposite applies. |
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Martin Ferguson
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
USA
232 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2009 : 21:51:04
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| And... ZZ Top for next week. Woo... Unless Mike Knox gets traded to Raw then made an honorary member of the band, who cares? |
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Who Should Host RAW?
