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SEAN CARLESS
KING OF INTERNETS
Canada
266 Posts |
 Posted - 05/05/2009 : 17:53:47
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That's right. Transformers star Megan Fox has a deep dark secret; a secret so vile that it has actually forced me to reevaluate my lofty criterion as to whether I'd never be in the position ever in my life to have sex with a person like her. That secret?-- TOE THUMBS. Join me for a full investigation. Or 30 seconds of investigation and five minutes of retardation and way too many masturbation jokes.
http://www.seancarless.com/toethumbs.html
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Originally posted by AndarielHalo:
By the transitive fallacy totally legit and real truth, that would mean that if Sean Carless defeated Vince McMahon, and Vince McMahon defeated the United States Federal Government... then Sean Carless defeated the United States Federal Government.
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ST2BME
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
USA
138 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2009 : 18:30:46
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duel
The Awesome
Australia
419 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2009 : 21:12:28
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All I can say is this:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I'd still do her. Make her wear a glove though |
http://repercussionsofevil.ytmnd.com/
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Doom: Repercussions of Evil
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
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NeilMcGilloway
TWF's Mike Rowe
USA
315 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2009 : 12:44:58
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| Yes, yes, that's horrifying, but let's not miss the real issue here - Sean looking like fucking Edward Scissorhands or something. Everyone has their unfortunate choices growing up though. For me, I sported a mean dirty sanchez mustache throughout high school, and you can imagine how much pussy that got me. |
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AndarielHalo
Total Nonstop AndarielHalo
South Sandwich Islands
1090 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2009 : 12:55:36
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http://www.imdb.com/news/ns0000002/#ni0783048
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Megan Fox has lashed out at Hollywood executives who reject her for movie roles because she is "too beautiful".
The Transformers star admits she is desperate to be taken seriously as an actress, but is convinced her looks are hampering her efforts to land juicy parts.
And she accuses movie moguls of hypocrisy for creating a film industry based on beauty and then using it as an excuse for rejection on the audition circuit.
She says, "It p**ses me when people f**king complain that I'm too beautiful to get a part. That's bulls**t.
"You wouldn't be working if you weren't attractive. Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of. And if I weren't attractive I wouldn't be working at all.”
Perhaps she mistakes their rejection upon witnessing TOOOOOOOOOE THUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMB! |
My thoughts exactly. |
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AnthonyDean
TWF Staff
USA
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AndarielHalo
Total Nonstop AndarielHalo
South Sandwich Islands
1090 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2009 : 00:26:32
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Fucking Carless... now Megan Fox is all over the news and everyone worships her like she's the hottest thing ever... and all I can think when even hearing her name, much less seeing her, is the Mighty Thor's voice howling "TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE THUUUUUUUMBS!"
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My thoughts exactly. |
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SEAN CARLESS
KING OF INTERNETS
Canada
266 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2009 : 16:48:31
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My influence is clearly being felt across the pond at random tabloid newspapers:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1192357/Exhausted-Megan-Fox-barely-recognizable-grueling-schedule-catches-her.html
I got an email from this paper a bout a week ago and laughed and laughed and then cried a bit.
Sean Carless: Bastion of journalistic Integrity.
Remember where you all heard it first when you see somewhere like SNL or Conan make the first toe-thumb joke ;) |
quote:
Originally posted by AndarielHalo:
By the transitive fallacy totally legit and real truth, that would mean that if Sean Carless defeated Vince McMahon, and Vince McMahon defeated the United States Federal Government... then Sean Carless defeated the United States Federal Government.
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NeilMcGilloway
TWF's Mike Rowe
USA
315 Posts |
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duel
The Awesome
Australia
419 Posts |
Posted - 06/19/2009 : 06:19:27
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This is just plain theft of great material.
I knew these people didn't write their own stuff. |
http://repercussionsofevil.ytmnd.com/
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Doom: Repercussions of Evil
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
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AndarielHalo
Total Nonstop AndarielHalo
South Sandwich Islands
1090 Posts |
Posted - 06/19/2009 : 08:14:17
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It's like The Soup, only without a gaping black hole chasm from which all charisma and comedy is sucked into. Meaning Joel McHale or whatever the fag name is. Nothing he ever says at the end of clips is ever funny. And the clips on their own are hilarious, and all they need is like a ridiculous reaction. Instead he stabs that joke with a bayonet, eviscerates it, then makes a sleazy, Nickelodeon/MTV-level snarky joke that not even 13 year olds would find funny.
That's what we have old South Park for. And this site, of course!
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE THUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBS! The Mighty Thor screamed to me last night as I tried to go to sleep. I don't even know why; I wasn't even thinking of Megan Fox. I know I'm shallow and all, but toe thumbs is too much even for me to say "Yeah, she's pretty" in a casual conversation. I'll just open my head up and let the Mighty Thor howl TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE THUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBS! |
My thoughts exactly. |
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