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SEAN CARLESS
KING OF INTERNETS
Canada
269 Posts |
 Posted - 04/07/2009 : 03:23:16
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Changes are coming here at the Forums. This place is a fucking graveyard. I don't know if it's general apathy or the fact that people have felt alienated, or what, but I am returning to straighten this shit out. Our forums used to be just kind of terrible. I WILL FIX THIS, YO.
So, ya, stay tuned lurkers and long-time posters. Things are changing. I'm going to get this place back to the level of total mediocrity you remember and revere. And Jesus Christ people, take some initiative and post. Start new threads, I'm begging you.
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Originally posted by AndarielHalo:
By the transitive fallacy totally legit and real truth, that would mean that if Sean Carless defeated Vince McMahon, and Vince McMahon defeated the United States Federal Government... then Sean Carless defeated the United States Federal Government.
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AndarielHalo
Total Nonstop AndarielHalo
South Sandwich Islands
1096 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2009 : 09:41:22
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I would truly take part and do stuff, but dammit I can't do it by myself. That's not likely a TOTAL lie, as most of the time in the forum I aim to amuse only myself, with my time-honored philosophy of "whose entertainment matters most to me?" The answer is in the question.
Yet this causes problems in that I end up talking to myself on the forum many times, and people ignore my posts. DON'T IGNORE ME! Acknowledge all I say and praise it with great praise and lots of "you're so awesomes!"
Also, don't fear me. I don't ban... anymore. I mean, I don't ban for shitty posts. I ban for REPEATEDLY shitty posts. And that's not like "haha, you have 15 posts and they're all stupid shit" I mean like blatant trolling/flaming of people I like, or flooding every fucking topic on the first page of each forum with your useless opinion on outdated news.
Joshua, son of Joseph, of Nazareth, what in the fuck goes through people's minds when they decide "HAHA this was a funny joke, I'm gonna put L0L on the end." for five fucking threads two months outdated, then add useless opinions to even older threads?
So don't be afraid to post in threads. But like they all said, be funny and innovative. If you don't know how to be funny like me, I recommend trying CUBISM~! in your writing. It's funny because it's insane. Or do what I do; steal as many phrases, sayings, jokes, etcetera, from the writings of as many TWF writers as possible, and use them ad nauseum with complete disregard for context and setting. ANARCHY!!!11
Let me tell you all a little story not guaranteed to be short. |
My thoughts exactly. |
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jswift
Board God
USA
102 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2009 : 14:53:47
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| I blame it on the economy, Sean. And by "economy", I mean "Jews". |
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Color Commentator Hatman
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
Canada
120 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2009 : 18:29:57
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Originally posted by jswift
I blame it on the economy, Sean. And by "economy", I mean "Jews".
And by Jews you mean Semites. |
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duel
The Awesome
Australia
426 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2009 : 23:42:41
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http://repercussionsofevil.ytmnd.com/
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Doom: Repercussions of Evil
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
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NeilMcGilloway
TWF's Mike Rowe
USA
315 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2009 : 15:00:48
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Aww, this makes me sad now. Such guilt-tripping will not go without consequences!
So yeah, I'll post more now, because YOU demanded it. Yes, you. |
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Live in Phoenix
Can't find your legs!
19 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2009 : 20:40:47
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| I am now sold on this "total mediocrity" thing I keep hearing about |
"There was FOOD in my MOUTH!" -- Mr. Short-Term Memory |
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