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AndarielHalo
Total Nonstop AndarielHalo
South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 06/07/2009 : 21:19:48
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| Congratulations for Batista on gaining the WWE Championship for the first time. It's true! |
My thoughts exactly. |
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Martin Ferguson
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
USA
232 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2009 : 01:34:18
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| And he'll be losing it on Raw from the sounds of things, as he's scheduled for surgery on Tuesday. Yes, again. |
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AndarielHalo
Total Nonstop AndarielHalo
South Sandwich Islands
1096 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2009 : 07:37:40
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That game genie is bad mojo. Powerful shiz, but like steroids, it will build your muscle, but not your tendons, which is what's needed most, so you're likely to tear your tendons and shiz while on steroids.
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According to sources, Batista is scheduled for surgery on Tuesday morning for a torn biceps muscle that he sustained in a match prior to his bout with Randy Orton at "Extreme Rules" last night. The injury was likely the reason the match only lasted just over seven minutes.
Why the company decided to go through with the title change despite the injury is still a question mark, although one would assume the reason will be revealed in the storyline going forward.
Expect an injury angle or something done on RAW tonight to get the title off of Batista, as he'll be undergoing surgery the next morning and be on the shelf as far as being an active in-ring competitor.
Why the title change anyway for Batista!!!!..... Batista!!? Because he's a whiny bitchtits steroid-guzzler who wields enormous backstage lobbying and influence to get his way and a live action game genie to force WWE Creative to give him title shots, though he's figured out by now that shots =/= wins, and so probably threatened to leave the company unless he wins a major title.
Oh wait, I mean, uh, COS HE'S BIG AND STRONG AND HE'S BATISTA AND HE CAN STILL KICK PUNK ASS RANDY EVEN WITHOUT HIS BICEP |
My thoughts exactly. |
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shemmy86
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
USA
145 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2009 : 17:29:58
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| I can imagine the doctor talking to batista post surgery. "Alright Dave, plenty of rest and NO walking for miles through pits of danger." |
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Martin Ferguson
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
USA
232 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2009 : 22:16:46
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| Wait, so, even if you legitimately win the title if Triple H beats you up you don't get it, or what? And will WWE actually put MVP in the title match next week or was that just wasted promo time that could've gone toward his match? Probably that second one, there. |
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TheKid
The one that says fuck
Canada
55 Posts |
Posted - 06/20/2009 : 16:16:17
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This makes sense.
Vince, to the creative team via MSN: k lol just to piss of teh smarkz we'll put the title on batiata even though hes injured LOL and tehn hav randy win it back a week later lol |
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alexoblivion
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
USA
124 Posts |
 Posted - 08/15/2009 : 22:33:09
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Originally posted by TheKid
k lol just to piss of teh smarkz we'll put the title on batiata even though hes injured LOL and tehn hav randy win it back a week later lol
You forgot to add "I'M VINCE MCMAHON, DAMNIT!" But Batista is such a fucking draw. Every mark I know thinks he is the shit. Then again, I know some scary marks... |
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God, I hate Batista.
