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alexoblivion
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
 
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Posted - 09/12/2009 : 22:04:01
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Here's something interesting: The late Chris Candido. Well, not him, but his name. You see, "candido" is one of the forms of the latin for "splendid". The best part? That's his real name. How bizzare.
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AnthonyDean
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alexoblivion
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
 

USA
116 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2009 : 16:11:55
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| I realize this is an unbelievably pointless thread. Therefore, it is now for your favortie piece of wrestling trivia. |
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jswift
Board God
 

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Posted - 09/23/2009 : 17:41:18
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(*) Sycho Sid shit his pants during the main event at WM 13. Go back and watch the Undertaker's nose twitch when he has him up for the Tombstone. It's laughoutloudz for the whole family.
(*) The Berserker's career came to a halt when he was hit by a Domino's Pizza Truck.
(*) Jim Ross claims that Brian Pillman dropped the biggest, longest uninterrepted turd he he'd ever seen (check out the Loose Cannon DVD for validation of this claim.)
(*) Curt Henning was fond of taking dumps in bizarre places. During the Warrior's ill-fated WCW ran, Henning placed a bucket of shit underneath the ring, prior to the night's filming. The joke is, Warrior was supposed to hide underneath the ring for about two hours for some gimmick finish, so chuckles a plenty were to be had.
(*)The British Bulldog was high on cocacine DURING his legendary Summer Slam 92 bout, per Bret Hart in his autobiography. |
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alexoblivion
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
 

USA
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Posted - 11/14/2009 : 00:03:12
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Let's see... -3 men have been inducted into 5 hall of fames. They are Terry Funk, Ric Flair, and Gordon Solie.
-ECW, ROH, WCW, WWF, WWE, TNA. Only one man has wrestled for all 6 of these organizantions, and that would be Raven.
- Ted Dibiase? His gimmick was birthed by Vince, who wanted it to be his gimmick if he ever became a wrestler. In the end, The Million Dollar Man was integrated into McMahons character.
- Speaking of Vince, he really is a billionaire, with an estimated net worth of 900 million to 1.1 billion. Pretty good for a guy with dyslexia.
-VKM also has ADD, just like Ric Flair, the most "ooh, what's that shiny thing" wrestler ever.
-When somebody says "Jew" in relation to wrestling, Goldberg and Kidman immediately come to mind. But Kane, Dean Malenko, and Raven are all Jewish.
-Proof that WWE won't do ANYTHING for a quick buck, WWE has never run a stereotypical Jew gimmick. Possibly the only untapped stereotype left. Get to photshopping Shawn.
-Muhhamed Ali based his infamous antics off of the performances of Gorgeous George in possibly the first example of wrestling secretly creating something bigger than wrestling.
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AndarielHalo
Total Nonstop AndarielHalo
    

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Posted - 11/14/2009 : 13:55:28
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- Mick Foley once gave Vader AIDS, but Vader cured it because he's fucking Vader. Mick Foley's fine
- Ultimate Warrior died, and Kerry Von Erich was possessed by Hellwig's soul and became the new Ultimate Warrior. He then gradually morphed into Warriah's physical appearance.
- Kane wasn't really physically burned by the Undertaker, but only mentally burned. The reason he was all black on the other side and people who saw him freaked out was just because he was so fiendishly ugly, as we would all soon find out.
- At no point in time was Paul Bearer revealed to be Undertaker or Kane's father. Then all of a sudden, he's called Kane's father after he's gone from the WWE. This would then make him Undertaker's father, too.
- Dixie Carter has a 20 inch penis.
- John Morrison regularly sends me love letters smelling like his love proclaiming how much he loves me and my columns and says all of you should do the same. |


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alexoblivion
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
 

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Posted - 11/14/2009 : 16:55:10
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quote: Originally posted by AndarielHalo - Dixie Carter has a 20 inch penis.
 No. If what you said was, indeed, true, then Carter's thumb would measure 6.67 inches. But her thumb is below average size. |
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