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Titan
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 Posted - 06/29/2009 : 22:45:07
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Donald Trump’s brief tenure as the owner of Raw may have ended, but his actions taken at that time continue to reverberate throughout the WWE landscape.
On Monday’s episode of Raw, the WWE Universe learned that, before selling Raw back to Mr. McMahon, “The Donald” had orchestrated more than a dozen Superstar trades, extending through all three WWE brands and including the following:
Moving to the Raw roster:
Gail Kim
Alicia Fox
Jack Swagger
Evan Bourne
Mark Henry
Moving to the SmackDown roster:
Matt Hardy
Finlay
The Hart Dynasty - David Hart Smith, Tyson Kidd & Natalya
Moving to the ECW roster:
Shelton Benjamin
Goldust
William Regal
Brie & Nikki Bella
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Martin Ferguson
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
USA
232 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2009 : 22:49:19
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| Matt, Finlay, Henry, Swagger, the Harts, Gail, Shelton, and Regal can only benefit from this and the jury is out on Bourne although he did get a nice showing against Orton so there is that. Goldust, the Bellas, and Alicia Fox, who cares? |
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ST2BME
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
USA
138 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2009 : 23:10:30
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| So, ECW loses Swagger, Bourne, Henry, Finlay, and the Hart Dynasty just to pick up those 5? IT'S LIKE THE DRAFT ALL OVER AGAIN! |
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spartys cousin
Your Awesome is in the building!!!
175 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2009 : 23:21:10
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Neil is going to have fun during his next recap... playing with his smelly penis.
Oh and the trades make ECW even worse, so that might effect him too
But I'm pretty impressed with how Matt Hardy has now been 'traded' about 5 times this year. His exciting on the edge lifestyle and controversial blogging must be too much for one brand to handle! |
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Originally posted by Sparty
my cousin hijacked my account while I was in florida. so everything that has been posted by me in about the past week, has been my 13 year old cousin.
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AndarielHalo
Total Nonstop AndarielHalo
South Sandwich Islands
1096 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2009 : 07:55:07
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el oh el, they murderated ECWyou. I forsee more Jeff on Matt violence, as Tazz would say, because those fuckers can't possibly be named "Hardy". Tazz said this once on some random episode of Smackdown or so, that he bets their real names are "Matt and Jeff Goldstien" and I believe him.
Jack Nïgger on Raw could be good cos it's all TEH BIG TIEM but he could end up being buried alive (Live on WWF In Your House!) by the likes of TEH DAVE and Keith Orton and TEH GAMMMMMMMME
Funny story, someone on the Wrestlezone forums freaked out at my calling him TEH DAVE and asked if that's what we're calling him now. I say "freaked out" because it was such a break from usual protocol---usually they write paragraphs that border on marky-tude without ever addressing anyone else.
MATT SYDAL on RAW will simply be buried dead. At worst. At best, he'll wallow in midcard hell with the likes of MVT and Coffee Jamaica.
Hornnïgger is on ROO-UH, right? Then he's further reduced to doing nothing really now that Gold Reign is gone off to Smickdown. Maybe he'll do some wrasslin. Hey, remember that obscure episode of ROO-UH back when it was called RAW IS WAR when Goldendust sat at the announcer's table during a match, and showed us backstage footage of Brian Pillman getting dressed up in a dress, then freaking out when he realized there was a camera in there? That was a good Goldust.
I'm not drunk. I don't get drunk, I get nucular
Speaking of which, I have a question for the oldy-oldold-oldy-doo people here who are OLD and such. Maybe James T. Swift Testicles can answer, but he was probably only ever cumming on Paul Heyman's toes and gaping over at the land of the rising sun with mystery twinkling in his little bloody eye, wondering what lie across that river of lavamatic suplexes.
Why was Raw divided into two shows for the entire Attitude Era and before? Why was it that the TV Guide and shit had WWF Raw is War, WWF Raw, WWE Raw as one hour show, then followed it up with WWF Warzone, WWF Rawzone, WWE Rawzone? It got even more ridicockulous in 1997 or so when after an hour, they REPLAYED THE FUCKING INTRO and did ANOTHER PYROTECNHICS INTRO for the crowd. What in the shit why!!!!!!!11111eleventyone1!!1111!1!!!121!!
Also I hate the Hart Dynasty out of principle---Tyson Not-Tomko has a stupid-ass name and he's bald, but with a stupid-ass little fence of shithair, and Natalya sounds and looks like a tranny, and DH Smith does steroids |
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shemmy86
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
USA
145 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2009 : 20:58:18
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| I'm pretty sure the split in the Raw and Raw is War (Dislexic!) was something ratings related and also in the content they showed too. Also, ECW is the naive rape victim with short term memory and Raw is Kobe Bryant. |
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NeilMcGilloway
TWF's Mike Rowe
USA
315 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2009 : 23:52:06
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| No defending how ECW popped out on this one, so please consult my new sig for my artistic interpretation of this mini-draft. |
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WWE Trades
