Saw this earlier, made me laugh for reasons unexplainable. It's a sampling of recent "questions' on "Yahoo Answers". (spelling left as originally read.)
Why does my crotch smell like cat shit? How many calories does a single serving of semen have? (asked by a guy of course) Can I get acne on my penis? Christians - how does it make you feel to know that the 12 apostles suffered these horrendous fates? Im a 13 year old boy and my nipples look kinda weird. and they have some scabs on them. could i have breast cancer? Whenever I play with my 4 month old pup I get a boner. Whats wrong with me? I think my water broke help!? When you see a homeless person begging for money with a can,what do you do? What dinosaur would Jesus ride? Does watching gay porn make me gay? I hate my past how can i change it? How turn computer monitor into mirror? How is babby formed? Will masterbation effect my running? How can someone have sex with rocks? Do black people like fried chicken or watermelon?Not trying to be racist but is it true? When Goku turns SuperSaiyan do his pubes turn gold too? Why does mmy mouse stop working everytime I lift it up? How can I call the police? I just got a new plant and I was wondering where I can by photosynthesis so I can feed it ? ? Can u get pregnant w/ a vibrator?
quote:Originally posted by AndarielHalo:
By the transitive fallacy totally legit and real truth, that would mean that if Sean Carless defeated Vince McMahon, and Vince McMahon defeated the United States Federal Government... then Sean Carless defeated the United States Federal Government.
That's the greatest thing I ever saw! Until the next time I see the greatest thing I ever saw!
Yahoo Answers? You're on MY turf now! Here are some questions I took part in, for teh lulz:
How to become get at something which you wanna improve on? Theres a microphone in my pants? HELP! my mom wont prepare for the swine flu!? How much is a 1929 penny worth? Who has bigger breasts - Samoa Joe or Big Daddy V? WWE Hall of Fame should be renamed WWE SCOTT Hall of Fame? Who would win in a wrestling match between Ed Hardy Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy.? Do u think since Mark Henry got a shot at Taker's streak , Umaga should get one too? Why? Hey guys this might sound crazy but i think i know who killed EDDIE GUERRERO? Will Obama take away our guns!? Is 2pac really dead? Or is he still alive? Could I be a Demon and why? Global Warming? For or Aganist? What are Cancer men like in love? Are they good at showing their feelings?I don't think they were amused by my stating the obvious fact that dating Cancer men is hard due to the chemotherapy. What do you like best about starbucks coffee? I read a few article online and they stated vampires are real. are vampire actually real? and can i become one? Could orton ever become a civilized human being?