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SEAN CARLESS
KING OF INTERNETS
Canada
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 Posted - 04/09/2009 : 18:03:30
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It's true. And here is my insane mock diary covering it...kind of. I must warn you, as an INTERNET CELEBRITY I live the life of a rock star, so prepare to BASK in the wonderment that was my Wednesday. Ahem.
http://www.seancarless.com/busaccident.html
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Originally posted by AndarielHalo:
By the transitive fallacy totally legit and real truth, that would mean that if Sean Carless defeated Vince McMahon, and Vince McMahon defeated the United States Federal Government... then Sean Carless defeated the United States Federal Government.
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Color Commentator Hatman
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
Canada
120 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2009 : 21:53:34
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If only I carried something to take pictures everywhere I go perhaps I would be just as big as you are in Peterborough only in my little dinky-ass town.
If only.
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AnthonyDean
TWF Staff
USA
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Catherine
Alpha Female and Other Such Awesomeness.
USA
128 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2009 : 23:22:14
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| What the hell, Sean? You're turning into fucking Moochie from Christine or something. Stay away from warehouses and gas stations and whatnot for a while, okay? Your bad luck with female drivers is starting to worry me. I would've made that bitch buy me another Big Beefy Melt as compensation, too. |
Better than your favorite comic book hero.
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duel
The Awesome
Australia
426 Posts |
Posted - 04/10/2009 : 05:02:24
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It should be criminal to look that good be rear-ended like that. That bus company should take her to court!
Glad you got out of that accident more in-tact than I thought. There are glass screens in front of seats on the busses here. If you had been sitting there: Splat. Would make for some nice abstract art though. |
http://repercussionsofevil.ytmnd.com/
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Doom: Repercussions of Evil
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
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jswift
Board God
USA
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Color Commentator Hatman
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
Canada
120 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2009 : 11:32:58
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Originally posted by jswift
The moral of the story: Affliction sucks. Real men wear MMA gear from https://www.nosubmit.com:40009/default.html
Or pretentious religious douchebags.
But at this point, it really doesn't make a difference. Song is funny though. |
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NeilMcGilloway
TWF's Mike Rowe
USA
315 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2009 : 14:49:31
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| I've actually sworn an oath to never step foot in a Wal-Mart ever again (going strong since 2003). So, if you adopted my beliefs, this never would've happened to you. Just something to think about. |
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I WAS IN A BUS ACCIDENT
