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duel
The Awesome
Australia
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Posted - 12/25/2008 : 19:32:18
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http://repercussionsofevil.ytmnd.com/
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Doom: Repercussions of Evil
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
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shemmy86
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
USA
145 Posts |
Posted - 12/26/2008 : 13:44:43
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Xane
I am not a crook's head!
USA
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 Posted - 12/26/2008 : 15:37:51
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Originally posted by shemmy86
Also they give aids to crippled grannies.
They gave AIDS to Droz? |
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AnthonyDean
TWF Staff
USA
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SEAN CARLESS
KING OF INTERNETS
Canada
269 Posts |
Posted - 12/26/2008 : 21:57:47
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Originally posted by shemmy86
Also they give aids to crippled grannies.
At that point, you'd just be happy to be getting laid, period. |
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Originally posted by AndarielHalo:
By the transitive fallacy totally legit and real truth, that would mean that if Sean Carless defeated Vince McMahon, and Vince McMahon defeated the United States Federal Government... then Sean Carless defeated the United States Federal Government.
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Live in Phoenix
Can't find your legs!
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Posted - 12/27/2008 : 19:07:27
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Originally posted by SEAN CARLESS
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Originally posted by shemmy86
Also they give aids to crippled grannies.
At that point, you'd just be happy to be getting laid, period.
Guess we're full circle to the free webcam site. |
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