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SEAN CARLESS
KING OF INTERNETS
Canada
269 Posts |
 Posted - 05/08/2009 : 05:31:10
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99.9% of the time my reader feedback is awesome; my readers intelligent and funny, and overall there is a general understanding of what we do here. Then, there's emails like this....
From: jjpalmer@adelphia.net
To: the_wrestling_fan@hotmail.com
Subject: THE BACK-LEG FRONTKICK!
Date: Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:14:38 -0400
Hi there, Im sorry but whats up with this about Hulk Hogan Murdered Anna Nicole Smith? Where did you get this information? or is ist just a joke because thats what it looks like and you didnt do a very good job photoshoping Hulkster into those pictures
And then there's this from old Forumer, Frodo, whom I once mocked...somewhere? I can't remember. All I know is, it wasn't at "Backlash 2009". Holy shit.
Date: Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:35:04 -0700
From: wolfpup233@yahoo.com
Subject: Backlash 2009 question
To: the_wrestling_fan@hotmail.com
Hi. It's Frodo. Just checking in and saying that I think it's hilarious how you think your rant about me would actually hurt me. Try having a kid at school attempt to light your baseball cap on fire while you're still wearing it, then we'll talk. I guess I would be sinking to your level if I pointed out how your male hormones cause you to constantly say divas are only as good as they are attractive, so I won't do so. But I'm done with wrestling anyway. It totally sucks and Cena isn't even that cool anymore, unless I somehow manage to sell the armband my little brother caught from him at an event once. But I'll never do that. So yeah. Have a fun time.
Discuss amongst yourselves.
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Originally posted by AndarielHalo:
By the transitive fallacy totally legit and real truth, that would mean that if Sean Carless defeated Vince McMahon, and Vince McMahon defeated the United States Federal Government... then Sean Carless defeated the United States Federal Government.
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ST2BME
TOLERATED EXISTENCE
USA
138 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2009 : 05:53:43
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..."And Cena isn't even that cool anymore".
Well, Frodo, we here at TWF Forums wish you a happy belated 12th birthday. |
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AndarielHalo
Total Nonstop AndarielHalo
South Sandwich Islands
1096 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2009 : 09:43:59
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"Try having a kid at school attempt to light your baseball cap on fire while you're still wearing it, then we'll talk"
That sounds like the greatest fucking thing ever |
My thoughts exactly. |
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jswift
Board God
USA
102 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2009 : 10:07:24
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Well, at least he wouldn't sell his brother's treasured keepsake. I'm not quite sure if that satisfies the HUSTLE portion, but he at least has the LOYALTY and RESPECT parts down pat.
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SEAN CARLESS
KING OF INTERNETS
Canada
269 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2009 : 15:22:16
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Originally posted by jswift
Well, at least he wouldn't sell his brother's treasured keepsake. I'm not quite sure if that satisfies the HUSTLE portion, but he at least has the LOYALTY and RESPECT parts down pat.
In this case, Frodo was actually a girl. Although, with the one ring in effect, it was hard to tell sometimes. |
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Originally posted by AndarielHalo:
By the transitive fallacy totally legit and real truth, that would mean that if Sean Carless defeated Vince McMahon, and Vince McMahon defeated the United States Federal Government... then Sean Carless defeated the United States Federal Government.
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jswift
Board God
USA
102 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2009 : 15:45:23
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THISISAQUOTEIn this case, Frodo was actually a girl. Although, with the one ring in effect, it was hard to tell sometimes.THISISAQUOTE
All I can retort with is "There Can Be Only One...set of genitalia!" Yeah, I know that's not the right franchise, and see if I give a half-shit, either.
Dear lord, I swear all female smarks are cut from the same cloth. Why, a fascination with Tolkien and Japanimation? WHAT A UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE OF A HUMAN BEING YOU ARE!
While we are on the subject of reader mail, I've gotten some...peculiar...emails over the years. A few years ago, I said Smackdown! sucked and got a fairly well written rebuttal from a guy that was in his late 40s, bagging groceries for a living, and upset that I had besmirched his free television 'rasslin because he couldn't afford that fancy schmanchy cable-ized Monday Night Raw show. Another occasion, I was e-mailed a letter from a group of yard tards that wanted to send me a collection of their VHS matches to prove that my assertion that such a "hobby" is disgraceful was invalid.
Oh, and don't even get me started about the wrestling fan \ Pentecostal youth minister that wanted to "pray for my soul"...shudder...
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AnthonyDean
TWF Staff
USA
638 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2009 : 15:52:57
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Originally posted by SEAN CARLESS
Hi there, Im sorry but whats up with this about Hulk Hogan Murdered Anna Nicole Smith? Where did you get this information? or is ist just a joke because thats what it looks like and you didnt do a very good job photoshoping Hulkster into those pictures
Okay so, what, are there actually people out there who read TWF and think everything it, um, "reports" is true? I mean really, how can you make it through THAT many Nigerian Prince scams and still be able to afford to log onto TWF and believe that there is such a thing as a "professional truth-teller?"
And is Frodo insinuating that there is a jab at her somewhere in the Backlash 2009 rant? Because I don't even know what the fuck a Frodo is.
Almost makes one want to quit the internet. Or troll. |
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duel
The Awesome
Australia
426 Posts |
Posted - 05/09/2009 : 09:56:51
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| People who write these e-mails should be given a special "Warning: The contents of this forum aren't serious" warning label on every page of the forum. Two in every Andy-related article. |
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Doom: Repercussions of Evil
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
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Catherine
Alpha Female and Other Such Awesomeness.
USA
128 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2009 : 23:32:23
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Originally posted by jswift
Dear lord, I swear all female smarks are cut from the same cloth. Why, a fascination with Tolkien and Japanimation? WHAT A UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE OF A HUMAN BEING YOU ARE!
...HEY~! I've never even enjoyed anything Tolkien-related! I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy Sailor Moon back in the day, though.
Wasn't Frodo that moron from the old forum? Hell of a grudge she's holding against you, Sean. She'd make basketballs fucking cringe. |
Better than your favorite comic book hero.
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duel
The Awesome
Australia
426 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2009 : 04:43:58
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Who born in my generation didn't watch Sailor Moon?
Probably a lot of people with better things to do. |
http://repercussionsofevil.ytmnd.com/
quote:
Doom: Repercussions of Evil
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
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AndarielHalo
Total Nonstop AndarielHalo
South Sandwich Islands
1096 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2009 : 07:48:13
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I amused myself in that typical giddy schoolgirl fashion of thinking I was doing something insanely taboo and forbidden by watching a Newgrounds animation "Sailor Moon Gives Head" featuring the skilled animation of a cutout picture of Sailor moon edging close to the crotch of one of the Sailor Moon bad guys, with all the "action" censored, but with plenty of blowjob and Sailor Moon voices and sound effects, and the particular overuse of the girl's voice saying 'Yummy!'
Your move, James Storm |
My thoughts exactly. |
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NeilMcGilloway
TWF's Mike Rowe
USA
315 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2009 : 12:47:23
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| Have to say, I am impressed by that retard's ability to not let shit go. Maybe you traumatized her for life! That'd be something I'd put on my mantle, for sure. |
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witzdude
NOOB
USA
20 Posts |
Posted - 05/14/2009 : 22:52:53
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| Good God. It's almost like watching a soul die. You have shattered that poor woman's spirit. |
Master Shake: "What's the word for exact opposite of scary?"
Meatwad: "Tacos?" |
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Esben Evans
Senior WCW Correspondent
Denmark
199 Posts |
Posted - 05/18/2009 : 12:22:25
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| ...wait, you people actually get feedback!!!? =( |
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NeilMcGilloway
TWF's Mike Rowe
USA
315 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2009 : 01:22:55
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Yes, believe it or not, I have actually gotten feedback. Thankfully, all of my feedback was un-retarded.
Oh, and one more thing on Frodo. She doesn't let things go. JUST LIKE ALL WOMEN. |
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